Major League Baseball Realignment and Expansion Help
"That’s Baseball" - Realignment & Expansion Help / use Cell Phone below to adjust the Settings on Major League Baseball
by Capt R / SportsRiver.com
Enough already, I can’t take it any longer, put your glasses on, still again, this picture is out of focus. How can anybody keep looking at this: Incomplete, To Be Continued, Back in 15 minutes, or just plain Mickey Mouse and Donald Duck Divisions of Major League Baseball.
Rats! 
The settings and alignment on this picture stinks!
Give me that, where’s “Menu”, let’s tap control of this situation and fix this blurred picture now. EUREKA!!! I found it. In order to receive a clear picture, you must adjust the settings for proper alignment.
First, go to “Settings” 
Next, go to “Screen” 
Next, Tap 
the target firmly and accurately at each location on the screen. The target will continue to move until the screen is ALIGNED!!! Next, go to “Options Menu”, Tap on one of the following 3 - options available, in order to maximize your viewing pleasure. 
Option 1 – The Conservative Approach 
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Add 2 Expansion Teams, one in each League and Expand from 6 to 8 Divisions, with four Teams in each Division. In the American League, East Division would be as follow: New York Yankees, Boston Red Sox, Baltimore Orioles, and Toronto Blue Jays. |
(support from the entire state), 
(2.2 million metro area and 4 million metro region), 
(support of entire state), or 
(support of Louisiana and Mississippi 2 states).
Central Division would be renamed The North Division and downsizing, subtracting two teams, members in this division include: Chicago Cubs, Cincinnati Reds, St. Louis Cardinals, and Milwaukee Brewers. 
(support of the Carolinas – 2 states), 
(support of the state), 
(support of state of Kentucky), or 
(population of 822,000, largest city in Florida, located in the northeast corner of the state).
Option 2 – Spicy Flavor 
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Add 6 Expansion Teams to the M.L.B and Stay with 6 Divisions, and have six Team Members in each Division. The American League East would consist of the following teams: New York Yankees, Boston Red Sox, Baltimore Orioles, Toronto Blue Jays, Tampa Bay Rays, and an expansion team, choosing from 2 cities (Charlotte |
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Option 3 – Extreme Sports Makeover 
| Add 10 Expansion Teams to the M.L.B. and move from 6 to 8 Divisions. The American League East would include: New York Yankees, Boston Red Sox, Baltimore Orioles, Toronto Blue Jays, and an expansion team Jacksonville (largest city in Florida, located on the northeast side of state). The American League West Division looks like the following: Los Angeles Angels, Oakland Athletics, Seattle Mariners, and two expansion teams from the following 3 choices: Portland, Nevada, or Utah (Expansion is long over due for one of these teams. Instead of The American League Central Division, it would be called The American League North Division and team members are: Chicago White Sox, Cleveland Indians, Detroit Tigers, Minnesota Twins, and an expansion team located in Nebraska (placed in Omaha, pulling support from Lincoln and the rest of the state, plus some from Iowa, South Dakota, and possibly a fraction from Wyoming). The New Division would be The American League South Division and would have the following members in it: Texas Rangers, Kansas City Royals, Tampa Bay Rays (moving from a tough division to make the playoffs, American League East), and choosing two expansion teams from the following choices: San Antonio (4 million plus regional population), New Orleans, New Mexico, or Kentucky. The National League East Division is as follow: New York Mets, Philadelphia Phillies, Pittsburgh Pirates, Washington Nationals, and an expansion team from Charlotte N.C. (drawing support from both North and South Carolina). The National League West Division would not change: Los Angeles Dodgers, San Francisco Giants, San Diego Padres, Arizona Diamondbacks, and Colorado Rockies. The National League North Division replacing the Central Division would include: Chicago Cubs, Saint Louis Cardinals, Cincinnati Reds, Milwaukee Brewers, and an expansion team Indiana. The New National League South Division would include: Atlanta Braves, Houston Astros, Florida Marlins, and two expansion teams: Oklahoma City and Nashville. * Option 3 realignment and expansion also affects the playoff system, so from each League, 4 Division winners and 4 best of record wildcard teams will play in the post season. The Division winner the best record will play the wild card team with the worst record (Top Seed playing 8th Seed if you will), with the 2nd Seed playing the 7th Seed etc. In case there is a tie amongst wild card team record, the Division winner will play the Non Division member; if not applicable then a coin flip will decide which tied wildcard teams play Division winner.  |
If you are tired of Minor League Baseball, make your selection, choose your option now.
The End, please Tap the “SAVE” button on the screen.
R Realignment and Expansion Settings Complete
Congratulations, Realignment Successful!!
Congratulations, Expansion Successful!!
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Note: We are ruling out the obvious, moving Houston Astros to the American League West Division, thus having 3 Division in each League with 5 teams in each Division……Everybody Let’s Say It Together C DA!!!! (Dumb @#%)***
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